Weenie Tales

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</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>Ahhh, but that all the world were weenie dogs.....</b></div> <div> <B>  <a href="http://member.bcentral.com/cgi-bin/fc/fastcounter-login?2928088" target="_top"> <img border="0" src="http://fastcounter.bcentral.com/fastcounter?2928088+5856183"></a>  <br>  <font face="arial" size="1"> <a href="http://fastcounter.bcentral.com/fc-join" target="_top">FastCounter by bCentral</a></font><br>   </b></div> <bR> </td> <td valign="top" BGCOLOR="#FFCC99" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <B>A WEENIE'S TALE </b></div> <div> <IMG SRC="07796830.gif" border=0 width="150" height="131" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div>   <FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#663300" FACE="Comic Sans MS" >Welcome to the webpages of Lord Willard of Foxboro, </FONT></div> <div> where I share my thoughts on life as a wise</div> <div> and handsome 14 year old weenie dog. </div> <div> Since I've been around for such a long time, I have plenty to WOOF about !!</div> <div> Hope you enjoy a look into my world.</div> <bR> <div> And don't forget to sign my guestbook, please!</div> <div> Or risk having your ankles nipped at.....Someone better start signing it soon or I'll bite!!!</div> <div> WOOF!!</div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="http://www.trellix.com" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.trellix.com"><U><IMG SRC="06e52280.gif" border=0 width="82" height="40" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id23.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="About Me"><U>About Me</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id34.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Weenies journal"><U>Weenie's journal</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id47.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Weenie Kerry"><U>Weenie & Kerry</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id26.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="My beloved....."><U>My beloved.....</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id18.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Nesting...."><U>Nesting....</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id17.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Butt Biting........."><U>Butt Biting.........</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id19.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="The prisoner......"><U>The prisoner......</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id27.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="FeeFee"><U>FeeFee</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id24.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Guarding the chow"><U>Guarding the chow</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id22.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Weenie witch......"><U>Weenie witch......</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id32.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Mommys bed........."><U>Mommy's bed.........</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id31.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Little green men..............."><U>Little green men...............</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id36.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="baby Scarlett"><U>baby Scarlett</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id35.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Mr. Beefy aka Nittany"><U>Mr. Beefy -   aka  Nittany</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id41.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="The Beetles"><U>The Beetles</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id21.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Sleeping beauty........"><U>Sleeping beauty........</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id33.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Look into my eyes......"><U>Look into my eyes......</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id46.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="FeeFee drives a car !!"><U>FeeFee drives a car !!</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id37.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Weenie Scarlett...."><U>Weenie & Scarlett....</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id20.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Sitting pretty......"><U>Sitting pretty......</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id39.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="More Weenie Scarlett"><U>More Weenie & Scarlett</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id40.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Checking for critters..........."><U>Checking for critters...........</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id42.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Exhausted from all that work!"><U>Exhausted from all that work!</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id45.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="FeeFee wearing clothes...."><U>FeeFee wearing clothes....</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id43.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Weenies favorite links...."><U>Weenie's 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